here’s a tip
if someone says they don’t drink, they don’t fucking drink
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store
let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple
harry is honestly such an amazing person and i think everyone knows that already but like i really wanted to make this just so everyone gets it for sure
alternatively titled: this is why i love you
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring